Domingo, Outubro 23, 2005
Resposta às críticas de Mr. Lazlo à primeira Conferência do Pombo Incontinente
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In regard to Mr. Victor Lazlo’s objections to some of the opinions concerning “Oporto Connection Betas” which we put forward in our last lecture, I must say that I share some of his concerns that the sexual-uptightness reputation borne by the Beta Females from Oporto might prevent our Lisbon homeboys from even trying, thus missing golden opportunities to endulge in the everlasting joys of sheer lust.
Speaking in general terms, if I were in a disco (a.k.a. the dominant male’s hunting ground) and spotted two potential preys, one of them being a typical Cascais beta and the other an Oporto import, I would go for the first one.
We should not relinquish the Holy Grail just because it cannot be bought at Ikea, Mr. Lazlo, BUT if said Grail could only be obtained by mud-wrestling a 200-kilo female bus driver because it’s the last one on sale at Ikea, I would most definitely give it a second thought.
Anyway, I doubt that the term of comparison is a valid one: the Holy Grail and Beta Women?? One is the essence of all things that are good and pleasant in this life and the next one, and the other is just a phoney gold cup!
But every rule has its exceptions. Although your typical Oporto Beta will not generally rank as high on sexual bravery as she does on the looks and style department, that is a cultural block, not a genetical one. This means that if you somehow manage to make them forget about their conservative education (Mr. Lazlo suggests the adding of an alcoholic solution, and although this is not the best way to do it if you are over-concerned about fair-play, it has proven to work fairly well throughout many centuries), you might be in for a rather pleasant surprise! It is difficult, not impossible! And it requires a certain level of expertise, which takes time—most of which you could spend seriously scoring with some other tribes women.
They can be quite wicked, but will only open up to real connoisseurs. It’s up to each man to decide wether they are up for the challenge.
Oh, and I have always heard that the Oporto female swears and curses a lot during climax. That must be quite a treat, unless you still think that a lady shouldn’t curse!
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In regard to Mr. Victor Lazlo’s objections to some of the opinions concerning “Oporto Connection Betas” which we put forward in our last lecture, I must say that I share some of his concerns that the sexual-uptightness reputation borne by the Beta Females from Oporto might prevent our Lisbon homeboys from even trying, thus missing golden opportunities to endulge in the everlasting joys of sheer lust.
Speaking in general terms, if I were in a disco (a.k.a. the dominant male’s hunting ground) and spotted two potential preys, one of them being a typical Cascais beta and the other an Oporto import, I would go for the first one.
We should not relinquish the Holy Grail just because it cannot be bought at Ikea, Mr. Lazlo, BUT if said Grail could only be obtained by mud-wrestling a 200-kilo female bus driver because it’s the last one on sale at Ikea, I would most definitely give it a second thought.
Anyway, I doubt that the term of comparison is a valid one: the Holy Grail and Beta Women?? One is the essence of all things that are good and pleasant in this life and the next one, and the other is just a phoney gold cup!
But every rule has its exceptions. Although your typical Oporto Beta will not generally rank as high on sexual bravery as she does on the looks and style department, that is a cultural block, not a genetical one. This means that if you somehow manage to make them forget about their conservative education (Mr. Lazlo suggests the adding of an alcoholic solution, and although this is not the best way to do it if you are over-concerned about fair-play, it has proven to work fairly well throughout many centuries), you might be in for a rather pleasant surprise! It is difficult, not impossible! And it requires a certain level of expertise, which takes time—most of which you could spend seriously scoring with some other tribes women.
They can be quite wicked, but will only open up to real connoisseurs. It’s up to each man to decide wether they are up for the challenge.
Oh, and I have always heard that the Oporto female swears and curses a lot during climax. That must be quite a treat, unless you still think that a lady shouldn’t curse!
# posted by O_Pombo @ 10/23/2005 03:27:00 PM 
